{"id":216,"date":"2013-04-08T06:42:32","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T06:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/?p=216"},"modified":"2013-04-08T06:42:32","modified_gmt":"2013-04-08T06:42:32","slug":"popeye-trichait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"Popeye trichait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Quelle stup\u00e9fiante r\u00e9v\u00e9lation, transmise tout r\u00e9cemment par une courageuse association mondiale de journalistes (nous leur adressons notre gratitude)\u00a0: Popeye trichait\u00a0! Sa force ph\u00e9nom\u00e9nale \u00e9tait due en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 \u00e0 l&rsquo;absorption massive d&rsquo;une quantit\u00e9 incroyable d&rsquo;\u00e9pinards en bo\u00eete. Nous avons tous encore dans l&rsquo;oeil le spectacle tragique de cet homme effondr\u00e9, \u00e9mergeant de la for\u00eat de cam\u00e9ras et de micros des 153&rsquo;724 m\u00e9dias internationaux accourus recueillir ses balbutiants aveux.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Et comme si cela ne suffisait pas, \u00e0 peine quelques jours plus tard, qu&rsquo;apprend-on\u00a0? L&rsquo;oncle Picsou cachait une tirelire \u2013 \u00e9videmment non d\u00e9clar\u00e9e \u2013 sous son matelas. Il \u00e9tait pitoyable, menott\u00e9 entre deux agents f\u00e9d\u00e9raux. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Voil\u00e0 ce que le monde entier a pu &#8211; gr\u00e2ce soit rendue \u00e0 la cybercommunication &#8211; visionner en boucle en ce d\u00e9but d&rsquo;ann\u00e9e. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Je ne savais pas.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Ca fait mal. Je suis abattu, effondr\u00e9, brutalement renvoy\u00e9 \u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;il y a de plus pr\u00e9cieux en moi. Comment pourrais-je faire \u00e0 l&rsquo;avenir pour ne plus tricher avec moi-m\u00eame\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quelle stup\u00e9fiante r\u00e9v\u00e9lation, transmise tout r\u00e9cemment par une courageuse association mondiale de journalistes (nous leur adressons notre gratitude)\u00a0: Popeye trichait\u00a0! Sa force ph\u00e9nom\u00e9nale \u00e9tait due en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 \u00e0 l&rsquo;absorption massive d&rsquo;une quantit\u00e9 incroyable d&rsquo;\u00e9pinards en&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-lettre-de-la-semaine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":217,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions\/217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}