{"id":847,"date":"2016-07-11T09:28:01","date_gmt":"2016-07-11T09:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/?p=847"},"modified":"2016-07-11T09:32:36","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T09:32:36","slug":"lexit-de-lete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/?p=847","title":{"rendered":"L’Exit de l’\u00e9t\u00e9."},"content":{"rendered":"

Exit! Sortie! Ausgang! Uscita! Deguchi! C\u2019est le mot de l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 2016, sortir. De quoi, on ne le sait pas trop bien, pour aller o\u00f9, non plus.<\/p>\n

Grexit, Brexit, alors d\u00e9clinons: Italixit, Franxit, Allemagnexit, Suisseallemandexit, Valaixit, profitons de l\u2019\u00e9lan. Faisons de la place: frontaliexit, r\u00e9fugiexit, \u00e9trangexit, quel bien \u00e7a fait.<\/p>\n

R\u00e9duisons les co\u00fbts de la sant\u00e9: souffreteuxit, bronchiteuxit, d\u00e9primexit, bipolaixit, porteurdelunexit.<\/p>\n

Ah, on respire, poursuivez l\u2019exitation.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Et sortir de soi-m\u00eame, egoxit?\u00a0\u00bb – \u00ab\u00a0vous n\u2019y pensez pas! Sortez d\u2019ici!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Exit! Sortie! Ausgang! Uscita! Deguchi! C\u2019est le mot de l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 2016, sortir. De quoi, on ne le sait pas trop bien, pour aller o\u00f9, non plus. Grexit, Brexit, alors d\u00e9clinons: Italixit, Franxit, Allemagnexit, Suisseallemandexit, Valaixit,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-lettre-de-la-semaine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":849,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions\/849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zendohirondelles.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}